The first comment I received from many people was that there would be no bacon in Jordan. Guess what: there is!
In Amman I saw this curious tray of beef bacon at the hotel and had to try it. You are not fooling anyone with this smoked meat but it was tasty. Mahmoud told me it was possible to buy bacon in Jordan as Christians do live there too but you simply had to know where to go.
So crisis averted. Bacon is everywhere.
Disclosure: I was a guest of the Jordan Tourism Bureau, they did not ask that I write a favourable review or be so inquisitive with my guide about buying bacon in Jordan.