Balloons, Panties and Porn

Some posts on this site contain affiliate links, meaning if you book or buy something through one of these links, I may earn a small commission (at no extra cost to you!). Read the full disclosure policy here.

Toronto, Canada

Caught your attention didn’t I?

I just returned to Canada after nearly four months away. It was a bit of a difficult flight home emotionally. I had a layover in Miami and it felt very strange. There was a lot of Spanish but obviously I was back in North America. I started feeling the anxiety creeping. Was it a mistake to come back?

My neighbours who had kept the keys to my apartment to use my fridge for beer on the patio left keys out for me. As I entered the apartment all of the anxiety vanished as I saw my bed was full of balloons to welcome me home.

 

So sweet, right?

 

Then I shut the door and saw a page torn from a pornographic magazine. I won’t share what it was but it made Penthouse look tame.

I was confused.

As I put my bags down I realized this wasn’t the only obscene thing in my room, for some reason there were women’s lacy panties on my lamp, a painting, my thermostat. I looked down and saw the head of the bed was a collage of pornography and someone had placed porn origami on my living room table.

Yes, pornigami.

https://photos.baconismagic.ca/Travel/Toronto/i-Gw245WJ/0/650×650/pornigami-650×650.jpg

 

Oddly enough this made me giggle and I was happy to be home; happy to come back to neighbours who were thoughtful enough to prank me. I discovered more porn around the apartment. Little tiny porn ads in drawers, panties in my fridge, more porn in the washroom.

PicMonkey Collage

I was exhausted so I just laughed and went to bed. Then I felt something rustling under my ear, they had placed more porn in my pillow case.

Today was tough but tomorrow will be better thanks to good friends.

 

Join the Conversation

  1. Ryan Brown says:

    That is so hilarious, but incredibly thoughtful as well. Seems like it was just what you needed to lighten the load of returning home.

  2. Pranking is fun!

  3. When I saw the first picture I thought you were in the wrong apt. as the bed was made…but then I realized your neighbours not only pranked you but probably cleaned up for you as well. As we both know you will never get the “Good Housekeeping” seal of approval! It is good to live where you are!

  4. Andi of My Beautiful Adventures says:

    Haha that is such a good prank, I love it!

  5. Janice @ Californian in Exile says:

    OMG – I’m glad you have such a great sense of humor about this! I think I’d be way embarrassed if this happened to me. Well, it probably depends on the friends who were responsible.

  6. Stephanie - The Travel Chica says:

    This is going to make me think twice about who I ask to pick my mail and water the plants the next time I go on a trip.

  7. Martine @ Chompchomp says:

    He he he that is so cute. You must have been initially going …WTF??? before you realised it was a joke.

    1. Ayngelina Author says:

      After a long day of travel I definitely wondered what was going on.

  8. Ugh. Coming home from a huge trip is SOOO Stressful! We’ve been back for about a month now and are still having a hard time adjusting!

    So awesome that your friends thought of a hilarious way to make it easier!

    Cheers!

  9. TammyOnTheMove says:

    Ha ha, pornigami, I love it! Everyone should have neighbours like that!

  10. Micamyx|Senyorita says:

    Nyahaha what a good way to say ‘Welcome Back’! 😀 Thanks to good friends indeed :))

  11. Cheers to good friends and neighbors!

  12. Zara @ Backpack ME says:

    Reading this I thought at some point you would have discovered that your friends were running some sort of naughty business in your own apartment!..
    Oh well.. I guess my mind went too far!
    Anyway, fun way of welcoming you back! 🙂

  13. You already had me at bacon. That title sealed it!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Close
© Copyright 2021. Bacon Is Magic. All rights reserved
Close